International Laughter

Farting!

Everyone does it, in every country and every where in the world.

Even animals fart.

Most people think its gross, I think its HILARIOUS!

Any fart joke, sound real or fake is so funny. 

Some more random fart facts :

• Average person farts 14 times a day.
• Woman fart just as much as men.
• The biggest fart of the day is first thing after you wake up, known as "Morning Thunder."
• If you hold in your farts, you will unconsciously fart in your sleep.
•  It would take 1,332 farts could kill you in an elevator.
• It IS possible to start your farts on fire.
• Farts can come out of your butt at 7mph.
• Top ten farters in the world -

 1. Termites 2. Camels 3. Zebra 4. Sheep 5. Cows

6. Elephants 7. Labradors/Retriever 8. Vegetarian Humans 9. All other Humans 10. Gerbils

And there is many many more.

Here's a little poem about farts!

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur in a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

♥Lynds